Survey - How would one go about sending a birthday card to Michael Vic while he is in the clink?

Lemme see if I can get him on hear for a message.

Survey - How would one go about sending a birthday card to Michael Vic while he is in the clink?
I use telephathy to send my stoopid poems to incarcerated people. I call this one Cruel and Unusual.





In the clink, at the brink,


of boredom and insanity.


Polarized, dehumanized,


the worst of all humanity.





I am strong, I am fast,


I can last a while.


But why must I, a famous guy,


bunk with a pedophile?





Dark and dank, shiv and shank,


holding the high card.


The highlight of my day, it seems,


is my hour in the yard.





I made dogs fight, it wasn't right,


and they put me in a cell.


And when I die, forever I


shall fight the hounds of hell.
Reply:The Vic and I have a lot in common so I would just like to wish him a happy birthday and prayers that this year brings him all the happiness he deserves. I hope that the the saddest days ahead are no worse than the happiest days of his past. I wish the same for all my friends.
Reply:Just put the card in the envelope and put his name on it, if the postman doesn't know where to deliver it, something is seriously wrong with him and you need to get a new post man
Reply:Don't send him one. Then get a camera crew and say "I am sorry for what I did. I don't want this to be an example to kids out there. You SHOULD send birthday cards to inmates...."





Me? I'm just going to ban him several times.
Reply:Happy Birthday Vick!





When you're released are you going to be a spokesperson for PETA as part of your community service?
Reply:Give it to his lawyer, I am sure he will see that he gets it. Better yet pay him a visit yourself, in a sexy little number.
Reply:Happy Birthday!!!!
Reply:like this....Happy day to you MV in the clink...








theyre allowing him to use the pc for the day...
Reply:I'm afraid it'll involve stripping for the warden.
Reply:Send it attached it attached to some "Blood Hounds".
Reply:I texted him an offer for body shots.
Reply:Attach the card to my weekly hooker delivery.


Thank you all for the love!
Reply:I am too dog gone tired to even think about it, and I am not just a woofing.
Reply:I'd use carrier pigeon. it can fly through the bars... ;-)
Reply:I'd send Tublet in.


She'd find a way. If anyone could do it..it would be her.





*sad I missed his BDAy* :(
Reply:send it by jail-mail....
Reply:Bake it in a cake!


along with some escaping tools =]