Simple survey ~ If you thought someone needed to be brought down a peg or two: How would you go about it?

In my personal life I don't do that, but in my professional life I have had to deal with incompetence in the workplace and I was wondering what is the most effective way of dealing with a colleague?

Simple survey ~ If you thought someone needed to be brought down a peg or two: How would you go about it?
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Reply:Hot cup of coffee.


Microwave for 12 minutes.


Throw coffee into co-worker's face.
Reply:Ruin them financially or plant something on them,,
Reply:HMMM ..... I go with Chloroform,thick rubber bands and a rusty bone saw.





That should drop them down 4-6" .... that should do it quite nicely.