Survey: When your neighbours start acting suspicious about your odd hours and crazy habits?

would it be approprite to wait until your husband is gone a few days on business to take out that old rolled up carpet with rotton potatoes in it at midnight while your nosey neighbors are outside?

Survey: When your neighbours start acting suspicious about your odd hours and crazy habits?
Hahahahah that is awesome!!! And very appropriate! You have gotten some really good answers here...about the "shut up or I'll hit you again", lol, and the red paint, oh yea and the stuffed shirt with an arm hanging out...Hilarious!!! What would also be hilarious is for you to started recording yourself inside your house saying what you are about to do and videotaping the thing you are taking outside and then set up the camera to catch their reactions and stuff, that would be an awesome thing to put on You Tube!!
Reply:I like to use an old steamer trunk. It just gives it that old world charm. Just clean the fridge out, being sure to toss in a hunk of meat and all the ketchup you can find. Be sure to take it out the day after the trash is picked up, so it has a chance to ferment. Don't forget to set out the old buzz saw, the one with the red paint on it.
Reply:YES,do that and have alot of cars stopping and someone running in+out for and hour or two,so you have "traffic",and then have the carpet dragged out and say thats wot you get for trying to rip me off!
Reply:This had me howling with laughter. I like your style.





By all means do so. It is not only appropriate it is retribution and satisfaction all rolled up in one carpet.
Reply:Make sure you say "SHUSH OR I'LL HIT YOU AGAIN" accidentally too loudly.
Reply:Yes, another option would be to smear red food coloring mixed with Karo syrup all over yourself and drag out the carpet nude.





I don't just say this for our benefit either...(wink)
Reply:Let me know the time and place and I will help you out, I will brink the bucket full of surprises:D
Reply:don't forget the preceeding bloodcurling screams and gunshots...sound effects can be downloaded fromt he net....hee...hee..hee...


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Reply:Your neighbors are out at midnight and they're worried about your habits.....=)
Reply:what are your neighbors doing out at midnight?


((looks around suspiciously))
Reply:ha ha. Noisy use of power tools in the basement by said husband on the night before he leaves will have them frenzied.
Reply:When my neighbors called me white trash I put a light up pink flamingo in my yard to piss them off...so you do whatever you need to do :)
Reply:i would tell them to mind their own business,and quit being so nosy.
Reply:Do it! You might want to stuff an old shirt and leave an arm hanging out!
Reply:for me they have nothing better to do they must have boaring lives
Reply:Sounds like a plan!
Reply:What do you think?????
Reply:Sure? just make sure you do them in too, and hide the bodies accordingly
Reply:While you're at it can you take out my "garbage"? and perhaps this old freezer I have.... It stopped working a few days ago... I've taped it up.
Reply:bury it in the back yard late at night
Reply:Rofl be the best thing I could think of doin, hell better!!





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